1. Only in Canada.....can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance!
2. Only in Canada.....are there
handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink!
3. Only in Canada.....do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!
4. Only in Canada.....do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke!
5. Only in Canada.....do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!
6. Only in Canada.....do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
locked garage!
7. Only in Canada.....do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
8. Only in Canada.....do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
9. Only in Canada.....do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!
10. Only in Canada.....do they
have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
(Yes, there are at least two of these in Thunder Bay)
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