I was on Highway 20 out of Montreal driving toward Quebec city and I
decide to stop at a rest stop to use the men's room.
The first stall was occupied so I went in the second. I am barely sitting
down when I hear a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation or fraternize in men's rooms at a
rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answer, somewhat
embarrassedly: "Not bad!"
And the other guy says: "So what's up with you?"
What a question?
At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "I'm like you,
just traveling east!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"
