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  Cold Medicine
 
  The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
 against a wall.
 
The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

and the clerk goes "Well, he came in here this   morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough  syrup,   so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

and the owner goes "You   idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

and the  clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him - he's afraid to cough!"

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