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An old farmer owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, and fixed
it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball
court, etc.
The pond was properly shaped and ideal
for swimming when he was finished .
One evening the old farmer decided to
go down to the pond and lookout over it , as he hadn't
been there for awhile. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer
he saw a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're
not coming out until you leave!"
The old farmer replied, "I didn't
come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get
out of the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph
over youth and talent every time.
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