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Those Golden Years
A
little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold
winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young
families and
young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers
looked
admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were
thinking.
"Look, there is a Couple who has been through a lot
together,
probably for 60 years or more!"
The little old man walked up to the cash register,
placed his
order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.The
couple took
a table near the back wall and started
taking food off of the
tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries
and one
drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully
cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he
carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two
piles and
neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip
of the
drink, and then his wife took a sip.
As the old man began eating his French fires, a young
man stood
up and walked to the old couples' table. He politely offered
to buy
another meal The old man replied that they were just fine.They
were
used to sharing everything.
After a bit the little old lady still hadn't eaten
a thing. She
just sat
there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some
of the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged
them to let him
buy them another meal. This time, the lady explained politely
that
no, they were used to sharing everything.
After a time the young man noticed that the lady still
wasn't
eating her half of the meal. A bit concerned he wondered
if she was
all right. He again approached and asked apologetically "Ma'am
you're not eating. Are you OK? You said you share everything
with
your husband.
What are you waiting for?"
This is great - scroll down!
She answered........."The
teeth."
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