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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses
of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all
of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time,
and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry,"
"Yellow...............lemon,"
"Green................lime,"
"Orange...............orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey
Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none
of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said," I'll give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers
out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out -
they're ROTTEN ASSHOLES!
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