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 You gotta love kids  

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses 
of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all 
of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, 
and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. 
The children began to say: 

"Red..................cherry," 
"Yellow...............lemon," 
"Green................lime," 
"Orange...............orange." 

Finally, the professor gave them all honey 
Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none 
of the children could identify the taste. 

"Well," he said," I'll give you all a clue. 
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." 

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers 
out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - 
they're ROTTEN ASSHOLES!

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