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The Half Wit
A man owned a large farm in Iowa. The State Wage and Hour
Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his
help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay
them,"
demanded the agent.
"Well, there are my hired hands. One has been with
me for four
years; the other for three. I pay them each $600 a week,
plus
free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months,
and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board.
Then
there's
the
half-wit
that
works
here
about
18
hours
a
day.
He takes home $10 a week and I buy him a bottle of bourbon
every week to keep him going," replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," said
the
agent.
The
farmer said, "That
would be me."
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