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Hans' Finkers...

Hans vas vorking at der fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dare da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Hans said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said.  "Lord-it's 2007! 
Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.  I could haf put dem back on and made you like new!   Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"  

To vhich Hans says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?" 

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