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On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car
accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St.
Peter to process them into Heaven. While they are waiting, they begin to
wonder, "Could they possibly get married in Heaven?"
When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this
is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The
couple sits and waits for an answer. It takes a couple of months.
While they are waiting, they discuss whether or not they should get married
,what with the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together forever?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asks the frightened couple.
"OH, C'MON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up
here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!" |
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