When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ',
the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to
the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it in a
tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes
it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
vegetables.
6) The woman comes outside to tell the man that the meat is
burning.
7) The man takes the
meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the
table.
9) After eating, the
woman clears the table and does the dishes
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking
efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there is just no
pleasing
some women. . . .
