Newfy dies and meets St. Peter at the the Pearly Gates.

St Peter says to him- "In order to enter you must answer three questions correctly." 

Newfy says. "Ok, that's easy enough." 

St. Peter asks:  Name two days of the week that begin with the letter "T" 
That's easy says Newfy, "Today and Tomorrow".

St. Peter says "Well I'll let that one go. Here is your next question. It's a little bit harder. How many 2nds in a year?" 

"That's easy," says Newfy, "12"

St. Peter asks " How do you come up with that answer?"

"Simple," says Newfy "January 2nd, February 2nd, March...."

"OK, OK," says St. Peter, "You really think you know it all well.  Here is your last question, "What is Gods real name?"

"Oh that's the easiest one!" says Newfy, "His name is Andy"

"Why would you say his name is that?" asks St Peter 

"From all the songs we sing about him - Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me..."

"You're in!" says St Peter, "...I give up!"