Thought you'd might like to see what happened to me last week.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I  went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes..

the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  I didn't give a shit.

My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day.

It's important at my age!