Worst Date Experience

This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever
had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
 
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy
had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no
overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed home late that afternoon.
 
 They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were
about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle
of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for awhile.
 
 Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her
pee by the side of the road, or it would be the front seat of his
car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started.
 
 Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so
she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
 
 Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation.
 
 As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car' s fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
cold.
 
 Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered
her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
 
 He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
 
 Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot
to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking
about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
 
 So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
 
 As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down. or
perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first
date was embarrassing.
 
  Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to
being ............. "pissed off".